I tried to download Rosetta stone, you know, just to see how much it sucks. Well it sucks even more than I imagined. Someone should have told me that aside from not being a functional program; it downloads horse porn to your computer and continuously prompts you to watch said horse porn. Viruses are so last century! Now, this inconvenience may be thanks to some hackers who wanted to fuck with me, but I DOUBT THAT. I'm sure the version you buy in the store does the same thing; maybe even worse. All I know is that all the losers I know that use the program sound kind of like that German dude in Can't Hardly Wait when they try to speak the language they are studying.
Anyone have any free suggestions for solving this? Ad-aware didn't get rid of it.
I am limiting my illegal downloading only to things that are awesome (and not independent). Am I allowed to say that?
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Try Spybot. If that fails, format the computer.
Either way, sell it and buy a Mac if you don't want to worry about worthless shit like viruses. :P
clarissa sent me a link to watch the movie Twilight online and it gave me like 4 trojans so i had to run BUVS to get the damn things off my computer.
basically the point of that was to say i sympathize with your situation.
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Sorry I didn't see this earlier, but I have the perfect solution to your problem. Stop trying to learn, and start enjoying the free horse porn. Your life will get a whole lot easier.
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